Kicking Off 2025: Football, Fashion, and Faux Pas
Welcome to the Culture & Clobber Axis, where we dive headfirst into the buzz of the football universe. From the splendid to the silly, the stylish to the shocking, we’re here to dish on what’s hot and what’s not.
As we step into 2025, the New Year has already spilled a bevy of new boot releases, fresh kits, and a plethora of chatter from the football realm. But where do these topics land on our axis? Let’s delve in…
adidas Red Preds Make a Comeback
Adidas’ Predator line is showing no signs of slowing down. After the reintroduction of the iconic ‘champagne’ colourway late in 2024, 2025 kicks off with a fiery tribute to the red 1998 Predator Accelerator. There’s just something about a Pred in red that commands attention.
Our verdict: Absolute stunner
Arteta & the Carabao Cup Ball Drama
Ah, Mikel Arteta. Rather than taking Arsenal’s 2-0 Carabao Cup defeat to Newcastle gracefully, Arteta decided to blame the match ball, leading to widespread online mockery. His claim that the ball “flies a lot” and is “very different to the Premier League ball” provided more laughs than excuses.
Our verdict: Self-inflicted blunder
Leah Williamson’s Custom Arsenal Jacket
Leah Williamson, a footballer and fashionista, has taken her style game a notch higher. She’s been spotted sporting a custom-made Arsenal jacket inspired by the 2002-04 home shirt, complete with her No.6 and ‘GOONER’ emblazoned across the back. Now that’s style.
Our verdict: Absolute stunner
Nike’s ‘Mad Energy’ Pack: Not That Mad
Nike’s latest boot drop seems to be lacking…well, mad energy. As adidas continues to impress with the Predators, Nike’s new colourways seem to lack sparkle and originality. They need to up their game to keep up with the competition.
Our verdict: Self-inflicted blunder
The First Portugal x PUMA Kits
Taking over from Nike after a 27-year partnership, PUMA was under pressure to deliver for Portugal. They have surpassed expectations with a clean and classic red home shirt and playful dotted white and mint green away shirts. Bravo, PUMA!
Our verdict: Absolute stunner
Ref VAR Announcements: A New Era
English football made history when Stuart Attwell became the first referee to explain a VAR decision over a stadium tannoy system. The novelty may wear off, but for now, it adds an intriguing twist.
Our verdict: Absolute stunner
Ferguson Jr Blocks Historical Father-Son Matchup
Everton vs Peterborough could have made history with Ashley Young and Tyler Young potentially becoming the first father-son duo to face each other in the FA Cup. Sadly, Darren Ferguson didn’t let it happen, leaving us all a bit disappointed.
Our verdict: Self-inflicted blunder
Vini Jr’s Signature Nike Mercurials
Vinicius Junior has been awarded his first-ever signature boot by Nike. The clean white and silver Mercurials pay tribute to the Brazilian’s Best FIFA Men’s Player win. A well-deserved honour for a deserving player.
Our verdict: Absolute stunner
The Iconic Newcastle Brown Ale Shirt Returns
Newcastle and adidas have brought back the iconic Newcastle Brown Ale shirt. Reminiscent of the mid-90s when Newcastle finished in the top two of the Premier League in consecutive seasons, this reboot is a nostalgic treat.
Our verdict: Absolute stunner
Aston Villa’s Lacklustre Anniversary Shirt
Aston Villa and adidas have unveiled a blackout kit to mark the club’s 150th anniversary. While it’s a nod to the club’s first-ever crest, the shirt feels a bit uninspired. A plain black t-shirt for a hefty price? No, thank you.